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Glasshopper - Guitar, Vocals
Glasshopper is a professional Martial Artist, training people in this ancient Art (see his site: www.halifaxtkd.co.uk). 'Nuff said.
Occasionally, he has been known to practice the songs before a gig; but never before a rehearsal. When he does practice, the songs sound nice as long as he doesn't turn his amp up.
Our TKD King jumps about the stage a lot looking for all the world klike a total nutter - which he is, of course, because whilst he was previously single, he's now engaged to be married. If that wasn't enough, he's engaged to the WAG heart-throb which has culminated in a little known plot to poison his shandy the next time we all get the chance to do it whilst he's not looking.
Apart from making the most horrible noises on his guitar, Glasshopper also sings and was generally acknowledged to be the band heart-throb. Now, definitely yesterday's man, he nears his final shandy. Until then, poor Glenda's got to put up with him; our condolences G - we're coming to save ya!
Because this guy is the nearest to an actual Ninja, check out this link to a classic comedy
site: AskANinja.com
- its frequently updated with new hilarious video clips - a must see!
